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Staff:
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[Owner/EIC/Lead PSP Editor] -
Bloodspoor |
Master of the
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Favorite System: All Gameboys and Neo Geo
Pocket Color
- Favorite Genre: Fighting, RPG
- Likes: Arcade and Portable Gaming,
Martial Arts, Penny Candy
- Dislikes: Disorder, Stupid People,
Stupid People Causing Disorder, Bad Games
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do you
have? 13
- What's the square root of an enix?
Namco |
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[Site Manager/ Lead DS
Editor] - Knives |
Trusty Sidekick that
looks like a white mage |
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Favorite System: Sega Genesis and Game Boy
Advance.
- Favorite Genre: Games for quick play.
Adventure, Platform, Beat 'em Up. But I enjoy
RPGs too.
- Likes: Ninja Turtles, Sonic, Anime,
Chinese Food, Websites, Portable Gaming, 2-D,
Pirates.
- Dislikes: Corruption, Bonus Stage,
Waiting, Loading Times, Ninjas.
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do you
have? 100 (I played Pokemon too much...)
- What's the square root of an enix?
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[Import Editor] -
Fastbilly |
Blue elephant for the east
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Favorite System: SNES, but since people have
called the GBA the portable SNES, its up there
to.
- Favorite Genre: Zelda, and pretty much
everything but simulation sports.
- Likes: Games obviously, Writing,
Stories, Movies, among other things.
- Dislikes: People who don't use turn
signals, When bad shit happens to good people.
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do you
have? Which style of RPG are we talking
about?
- What's the square root of an enix?
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[Import Editor] -
mrtama |
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Favorite System: Gameboy Advance
- Favorite Genre: Card game/Collection
- Likes: Card games, anime (sorta),
Portable games, Success, Money, Strange Japanese
products, Japanese women, Good deals on eBay,
old M.U.S.C.L.E. toys from the 80's, Heroclix I
guess...maybe not, Random Flash animation
movies, Money?
- Dislikes: People who only play PC
games, Children being loud in public places and
their parents who ignore them while they are
doing so, people with 100's of shout outs in
their AIM profile, Portable video games with
password saves, N-Gage, .hack//sign the show/the
video games/the card game, people who play
furcadia, I could go on for a while...
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do you
have? Lets see, if I go by Earthbound's exp
system based on how many snakes and dogs i've
defeated...Um, like, 5 exp?
- What's the square root of an enix?
RELEASE DRAGON WARRIOR MONSTERS ADVANCE ALREADY
YOU BASTARDS!! |
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[Import Editor] -
Ack |
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Favorite System: SNES/PS2
- Favorite Genre: Toss up between RPG/Fighting/Survival Horror
- Likes: FF6, bad movies, Spiderman, video games, martial arts
- Dislikes: Jerks, political parties, mushrooms, Uwe Boll films
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do you
have? 600 in UO. |
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[Lead
Retro editor/PSP News Reporter] - Wolfdogg |
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Favorite System: Dreamcast
- Favorite Genre:
Fighting/Puzzle/RPG/Platform
- Likes: Anime, Video Games (esp. Rockman),
Cold Weather, Most Music (esp. Jazz), Asian
Women (esp. Japanese), Sleep, Solitude, Silence,
Old Japanese Tokusatsu/Henshin shows, T.V. Shows
& Movies from the 80's and early 90's,
Pyrotechnics, and of course, High Score & Bonus
Stage.
- Dislikes: Being Patronized, Political
Correctness, Conformity, Socializing,
Hippies/Eco-Terrorists/Vegans/Greenpeace,
Ignorance, Dry & hot weather, Whininess,
Arrogance, Immorality, People who live in a
country and don't know the native tongue,
Idiots, Large Crowds
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do you
have? 19,000. (From kicking ass.)
- What's the square root of an enix?
Uhhhh....a Unix? |
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[Retro
Editor] - Dr Tchock |
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Favorite System: Does PC count?
- Favorite Genre:Action/Adventure
- Likes: Music, listening to music, making music, making love, loving music, video games, Jew camp, books and songs about heroin, garage sales, thrift stores, flea markets, campy movies, collecting and trading concert bootlegs, things from the 60s that smell a bit like mildew, and music.
- Dislikes: Math tests, New York, food poisoning, being rebellious just for the sake of being rebellious.
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have? n/a
- What's the square root of an enix? Ye mutha.
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[Lead GBA
Editor] - Getahl |
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Favorite System: GBA
- Favorite Genre:RPG (action and standard)/Platformer/Action-Adventure
- Likes: British humor, funny movies, mountain biking, reading, teaching, video games, webcomics
- Dislikes: Jack Thompson and his ilk, traffic, the fact that Fallout 3 won't be made
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have? Hopefully enough to level up
- What's the square root of an enix? 42
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[GBA News
Reporter] - Damsoul
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Favorite System: Xbox
- Favorite Genre: FPS
- Likes: Rock music, REd hot
chili peppers, FPS's, RPG's, Crank
Yankers
- Dislikes: Punk music, Pop
music, people who wear "punk" or "Goth"
clothes and try to look cool but IMO it
looks gay, FOX
- If life were an RPG, how many
experience points would have earned?
Doing what? killing people/monsters? If
so 0.
- What's the square root of an enix?
Whatever they want it to be i guess
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[GBA Editor]
- SlasherZero
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Favorite System:
- Favorite Genre:
- Likes:
- Dislikes:
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have?
- What's the square root of an enix?
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[DS News
Reporter] - MrRojan |
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Favorite System: Snes
- Favorite Genre: All
- Likes: Women (All Ethnic groups), Writing, reading, taking up space, gaming, drawing on the bathroom wall, singing(it makes me laugh), walking, cooking, clothes, manga/anime, music, swordplay, gunplay, and being the boring guy in the corner at parties...
- Dislikes: Liars,
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have? Lvl 50, not hardcore enough to reach 99 but good enough to work for lvl 50.
- What's the square root of an enix? Enix=Square x 1/2 dived by number of years.
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[DS Editor]
- Locke |
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Favorite System: Nintendo DS
- Favorite Genre:RPG
- Likes: BMX, Cars, Video Games, Yeti beasts, and Star
- Dislikes:Crappy drivers
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have?It depends on the learning curve and scoring system. Ask me again later after I've cleared this level.
- What's the square root of an enix? Ham, salami and bacon.
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[DS Editor]
- Dragoontheguy |
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- Likes:
- Dislikes:
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have?
- What's the square root of an enix?
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[DS Editor]
- Mammy |
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Favorite System: It depends on my mood. PS2 I guess.
- Favorite Genre: I'd say Puzzle, but I know I'll regret saying it later.
- Likes: Ice Cream, Acting, The Benny Hill Theme
- Dislikes: People that obsess about music, emo people, most vegetables, caffeine addicts, and state tests.
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have? oh, I'd say only about 150,000. Every time I do something dumb I lose exp. points. And belive me, I do dumb things all the time.
- What's the square root of an enix? It depends if you mean in base 10 or base 8.
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[PSP Homebrew Reporter] -
Sniperdude |
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Favorite System: Xbox
- Favorite Genre: FPS
- Likes: Asian Women, Mountain Dew,
Double D's, Modding Systems, Bootlegging,
pissing off the RIAA, watching and writing
Flash, programming, computers, IM'ing, email,
Homestar Runner, definetly Bonus Stage! :D
- Dislikes: People with shitty away
messages, people who use the microphone during a
game, rechargeable batteries that run out too
damn fast, when you go to get a sprite from a
fountain, and it comes out without syrup and
tastes like shit. Annoying children. People who
bitch, when you beat them at games. When you
rent a game from Blockbuster, and the disc is
scratched beyond recognition. Enough.....
- If life were an RPG, how many experience
points would have earned?Way too many.
- What's the square root of an enix?
Nixon....
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[Global Editor] - Megadeth |
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Favorite System: SNES
- Favorite Genre: Strategy and FPS
- Likes: Heavy Metal and Death Metal,
women, b00ze. Oh and playing guitars.
- Dislikes: Country and Rap
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP do
you have? 0, 'cause RPGS suck.
- What's the square root of an enix?
Midway |
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[Global Editor] -
Darbycrash |
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Favorite System: GBA
- Favorite Genre:RPG I guess....too hard to pick.
- Likes: Music(listening and making), Video Games, Skateboarding, Food, Web Design/Flash, Anime/Manga, Books, The Internets.
- Dislikes: TV, School, The One Piece Dub, Pickles, School.
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have? 3,000
- What's the square root of an enix? Forty Two.
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[Global News
Reporter] - Reptile2005 |
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Favorite System: SNES
- Favorite Genre: Action-RPG
- Likes: Videogames, driving, vacation, summer, womens, movies, hanging out, and other various non-work activities.
- Dislikes: Bloodspoor, P/C, work, school, ignorance, shallow women
- If life were an RPG, how many EXP
do you have? 30,000, only 30,000 more to level up to 2
- What's the square root of an enix? 69 dudes!!
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We'd also like to thank Gort, TelcoLou,
Cheyton, Redizhot, Damazta, MrRojan, Yarjar, Jax Omen,
Silverbullet14, Zackman,
and anyone else who has helped us out in
the past and future. We are very greatful for all the support we've
had throughout our life.
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